Quotes

"No guy is worth your tears & the one who is won’t make you cry."

"Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery

"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face." - Dave Berry

Dear Lord, please give me strength to not slap an idiot today....Amen!

"You're like a man, so they can slap you!" - Lizzy

"Epic ninja warrior" - Lizzy

"That's a very fat ant" - Lizzy

"Who wouldn't want to kiss these?" - Stephen

"He looks like a country Josh Groban!" - Lizzy

"If a patriot is someone who loves their country that means a pin head is someone who doesn't love their country." - Grace

"He called me ignorant..that means I lack knowledge." - Grace

"If you were a boy with the same personality your dad would have named you Michael." - Grace

Manslaughter > Mans + laughter = weird!

"Look a firetruck! Let's follow it! I've always wanted to marry a fireman!"

"You have problems...you eat jello for breakfast" - Lizzy

"The truth hurts, just don't say the truth too loud, you might get in trouble." - Nate

Kid 1: Look at that blue whale!
Kid 2: Guys that's not a blue whale...it's a sun fish...

"Don't be stupid" - Jackie

"That's so groovy" - Austin Shepherd

"Larry the tomato" - Carolyn

"Arm of snake"

Me: Would you want to see the Avengers with me and the musketeers?
Karis: Never heard of it.....ok, so it's a super hero movie
Me: Buff men, I recommend it!
Karis: Bahhahahaha since when do I care about buff men?
Me: Since I do
Karis. -_-
Me: Fine....come to hang out with me then